I fed you zyrtec you demon now stop itching.
REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)
This is horrifying. And sadly true.
My favorite thing about college football is when a popular team is losing and the cameras constantly pan to the disappointed looking fans.